Mckmama is doing a fun post on the funny things that we, as moms say.
My favorite one from the last week or so was, "No you can't drink mustard, it goes on your food. No, no I won't put it in a sippy cup for you."
So, I thought of a few more:
"Please don't play with that. Mommy said please, well, because it's mommy's and I said no. It is a maxi pad for when mommy has her period. Yes, it does look like a big band-aid. No, I will not put it on your owie on your leg. Please don't play with mommy's things."
"No, you may not take your pool ring night night with you. No, pool toys are for the pool. We don't live in the water so you may not sleep with you pool ring."
I will try to remember more of them and post. So funny!